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LJ Slut Meme

Because the site's HTML was awful, and included a Viagra ad it didn't show in the preview, I bring you my chart in cowsay-o-vision.

 _________________________________________
/    markpasc's LiveJournal Slut Stats    \
|                                         |
| The below percentages indicate what     |
| markpasc has done with the 82 people on |
\ his friends list!                       /
 -----------------------------------------
  \
   \
       __
      UooU\.'@@@@@@`.
      \__/(@@@@@@@@@@)
           (@@@@@@@@)
           `YY~~~~YY'
            ||    ||


 _____________________________________________________
/                                                     \
|     met |||                                   2.4%  |
|  hugged |                                     0.0%  |
\_____________________________________________________/
   \
    \                                  ___-------___
     \                             _-~~             ~~-_
      \                         _-~                    /~-_
             /^\__/^\         /~  \                   /    \
           /|  O|| O|        /      \_______________/        \
          | |___||__|      /       /                \          \
          |          \    /      /                    \          \
          |   (_______) /______/                        \_________ \
          |         / /         \                      /            \
           \         \^\\         \                  /               \     /
             \         ||           \______________/      _-_       //\__//
               \       ||------_-~~-_ ------------- \ --/~   ~\    || __/
                 ~-----||====/~     |==================|       |/~~~~~
                  (_(__/  ./     /                    \_\      \.
                         (_(___/                         \_____)_)




 ___________________________________________________________
/                                                           \
|         dated |                                     0.0%  |
|  seen topless |                                     0.0%  |
\___________________________________________________________/
      \
       \   ,__,
        \  (oo)____
           (__)    )\
              ||--|| *



 ________________________________________________________
/                                                        \
| seen naked ||                                    1.2%  |
|   made out |                                     0.0%  |
\________________________________________________________/
  \
   \   ^__^
    \  (oo)\_______        ________
       (__)\       )\/\    |Super |
           ||----W |       |Milker|
           ||    UDDDDDDDDD|______|



 ______________________________________________________
/                                                      \
| oral sex |                                     0.0%  |
|   fucked |                                     0.0%  |
|                                                      |
|        What are your LiveJournal Slut Stats?         |
\______________________________________________________/
\                             .       .
 \                           / `.   .' "
  \                  .---.  <    > <    >  .---.
   \                 |    \  \ - ~ ~ - /  /    |
         _____          ..-~             ~-..-~
        |     |   \~~~\.'                    `./~~~/
       ---------   \__/                        \__/
      .'  O    \     /               /       \  "
     (_____,    `._.'               |         }  \/~~~/
      `----.          /       }     |        /    \__/
            `-.      |       /      |       /      `. ,~~|
                ~-.__|      /_ - ~ ^|      /- _      `..-'
                     |     /        |     /     ~-.     `-. _  _  _
                     |_____|        |_____|         ~ - . _ _ _ _ _>



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|                                                     |
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                  \
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                      ( Y )K/
                     ()~*~()
                     (_)-(_)



 _____________________________________
/                                     \
| What about Viagra so you can go all |
| night long?                         |
\_____________________________________/
      \
       \   \_______
 v__v   \  \   O   )
 (oo)      ||----w |
 (__)      ||     ||  \/\



 _______________________________________
/                                       \
| Why go to the doctors office when you |
| can order them online from us? Don't  |
| resort to the street!                 |
\_______________________________________/
      \                _
       \              (_)
        \   ^__^       / \
         \  (oo)\_____/_\ \
            (__)\       ) /
                ||----w ((
                ||     ||>>

Update: talking it over with protocat, I adjusted my scores a bit.

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