Just now I cut one of those moose-sized old man nose hairs, the kind that's like a protowhisker, growing in preparation for the day your eyes finally give out. It was white and was apparently about twice as long as any other. It was curling up around the flesh of my nostril so I'm not entirely sure how long it's been there. It was a veritable statistical outlier.
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