One day a man came in complaining of an itch in his heel. “I had like a burr or something in my shoe, and now I can't stop scratching at it. It's really distracting me from work at my Web 2.0 startup, monetizing Ajax eyeballs on Rails!” The doctor, long accustomed to using his special power, immediately asked him to remove his shoe and lie down, so he could thoroughly clean the area and thus proceed to suck the itch out. Afterward, the doctor started to feel woozy. “I'm suddenly so sleepy. That doesn't usually happen,” he said. At precisely that moment, Billy the Australian Leprechaun appeared in a puff of smoke, turned to face the doctor, and said, “Of course you do, that was a barb-itch-you-ate!”
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One day a man came in complaining of an itch in his heel. “I had like a burr or something in my shoe, and now I can't stop scratching at it. It's really distracting me from work at my Web 2.0 startup, monetizing Ajax eyeballs on Rails!” The doctor, long accustomed to using his special power, immediately asked him to remove his shoe and lie down, so he could thoroughly clean the area and thus proceed to suck the itch out. Afterward, the doctor started to feel woozy. “I'm suddenly so sleepy. That doesn't usually happen,” he said. At precisely that moment, Billy the Australian Leprechaun appeared in a puff of smoke, turned to face the doctor, and said, “Of course you do, that was a barb-itch-you-ate!”
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